On Saturday I stopped at Kroger to pick up some dishwasher soap. While waiting in the checkout line I'm forced to stare at king size candy bars, just sitting there, taunting me. On Sunday afternoon I went to a party of a church group. The main course was grilled chicken strips in tortillas that you could add your own veggies to. OK, no problem. The problem was that lots of people brought cakes, cookies, and other deserts. I stood firm and passed on all of them. This morning I come in and a co-worker has brought multiple pies, cupcakes, and a pound cake left over from a party. Granted, she did ask if it would bother me. I stood firm and didn't have any of it. I go to lunch and there's a row of pizza boxes sitting out on the "for everyone" table. I make a quick right turn into the kitchen and right next to the bananas is a bowl of doughnut holes with a "for everyone" sign. I ate my packed lunch but nothing else.
IS THE WORLD OUT TO GET ME???????